Boomerang umbrage

accentuates this ballad,

composed as it is of dim assays

and quadrupole jackasses

in cahoots with unicorn jai alai players

and Buddhist fluoridatidians holding



Chainsaw Tea Parties

around fundraisers defined by cab drivers

and over-clocking what made America great!

Earrings! Living with ignorance! Line dancers

living with freight trains! And sometimes tomatoes!

Praying that that that pit bull viper in the alley

doesn't bite you beyond recognition.

Though you can always write a love letter

to fruit cake about living with a razor blade!

Most trombones believe that a grand piano

cannot fall in love with or for a clodhopper.

And any cashier can buy an expensive gift for a corporation

inside a Jersey cow, but it takes a real oil filter to

live with diabetes.