Tuesday, June 29, 2004

Sitting And Thinking

Debunking igloo colloquialisms

like a Monsanto kitten.

Abetted in this phenomenon

by splashy windowsills and

controversial astrides,

deleterious adverts and

calcified ballyhoos.

Pogo, rapport, Cutlass, servant.

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

Hand Over Toothache

Toothache is behind

the insurance agent beyond

living with a dust bunny

that laughs out loud when

that kind of reaction is only

bestowed upon dolphins

up all night drinking

with stalactite otherworldliness.
Somewhat cheese wheel related

Eat the dark side of her ball bearing and

forge beguile.
Most Mirrors Believe

The Jersey cow behind the corporate cigar

is a graduation from the bride to the chess board.

And that this is what makes America great!
Thelma Todd Inside Tomato

Her blithe spirit and her bowling ball

sandwiched like a blood clot

between then and now.
Most mirrors believe

Your lanky fracture,

your chain saw prayers,

and your grassy marvel sulfuric Oldsmobile

have ceased to exist.
Sunken Clitoris Bayport

If pine cones behind dust bunnies

conquer food stamps above wheelbarrows

then rattlesnakes will start self-flagellating

near bottles of beer.

Friday, June 18, 2004

"White" proposes Green become "Found"

Responses (sometimes known as

"paper instruments") might become

"categories undertaken" or

"statutory bodies" (e.g. current bodies

would be formed from the remains

of Agency Ministers).

Topics range from

("sometimes" range, sometimes

"topple over") covering topics to

setting them on fire, whereas topics

"covering" policy will include

"acts" but not "papers".

Meanwhile, many ranges "act"

while the latter "select"

letters and ladders from

their prefixes. The "fact"

of the matter is that our days

are very numbered and then

very filed by the Minister

of Service Aid Reports.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Shamrock Kapok

Airship vatic gave kook gay

Pegging Yugo gym crack Seine

Lugging bongos taking arms

Shoving KJ shooting starns

divy pygmies gleaning oxbow stems

cabochon convexly cutting gems

Monday, June 14, 2004

Bending Amputee

Why should I bellyache

when I've got the Tao

affixed to my doge?

When I handspike

bayou kangaroos like

they were fire hydrant


When I forbade any

one from celebrating

the discus before the

flogging of the


Exactly. That's

right. You

got it.



Wednesday, June 09, 2004

Ashtray Beaver

barfly bodhisattva phalanger pang

myocardia edict bacterial brain

blacken cotton dewy siskel ebert dirt

suckling satiety brothel shaq deisel verse
Cheese Peterson

polyploidy barrette axial earth

decorous background dateline dirt

tideland cherish leprosy ego

catholicism clarity brute cheese doodle

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Friday, June 04, 2004

Countryside sorry yuck oil

If I could strode to the dentist

I would.
Vilsit our Site and Salve Big!

Thursday, June 03, 2004


Spew giblet goblet paw

and hyena sanitary dividends.

Indeed, aptitude is related to bicep blur,

a philosopher once said to a mirror.

I am nearly cup-complete with demons, beyond snow.

Furthermore, and around bowling ball hides,

I'm currently living with a wheelbarrow,

trying to organize sandwiches.

When your clock is beyond orbiting,

it's "time" to get over your globularity

and confess into the pine cone.

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

Ew, Drainage!

My complexion is embraceable sky

committable to conspire

and the laughingstock of lexicography.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

Approaching Fitty

This savage, doltish onslaught

shatters the crestfallen bulldozers

Euripides once wrote about.

My resolution is still a verse.

And I've got my crane out.

I keep

crude company.

I admonish

puns about my paunch.

And while I'm still ambulatory

my wells restrain melons

more indiscreet than Cary Grant.

Max and Rassan 5/31/04
State Cup Tournament San Bernardino, CA