from the novel I'm writing write now, The Bum With A Black Beret From The North Pole:

Dad takes pictures like any normal photographer, but ¡he takes them with wheelbarrows and martini shakers!

At least he doesn't eat his photographs. Mom says that sometimes - when they're in bed together - she'll look over and ¡dad'll be scratching his ass! ¡I do NOT need to know shit like this! I don't need to know algebra either, but they sail it at me like I'm Magellan.

Max with the defensive stop and the assist.
Intramural basketball, April 5, 2007

Wendy, Jennie, Morgan, Max, Jeremy and Sofia


Sofia, Jeremy, Jennie, Max and Morgan

Wen and Max 1

Wen and Max 2

Max and Don

Andrew Jackson Jihad at the University of Redlands
"Love Song" + "Little Brother"
"No one would fuck with us after that!"
January 9, 2007 video by Max Cheney

Andrew Jackson Jihad at the University of Redlands
"The Pacific to be specific" + "No More Tears"
January 9, 2007 video by Max Cheney

Andrew Jackson Jihad at the University of Redlands
"Who Would Jesus Fuck Up?" + "Daddy" + "Randy's House" + "Ladykiller"
"Be afraid of Jesus because he's gonna fuck you up, old skool style!"
January 9, 2007 video by Max Cheney

Andrew Jackson Jihad at the University of Redlands
"Brave is a noun" + "Survival" + "Murderer"
"If this is how you foks make art it's fucking depressing"
January 9, 2007 video by Max Cheney