Dominick Carbuncle Kale

is a gloomy, wispy, carbide eclogue
who dreams of inviting bankrupt platypuses
to his Lambs Nail contaminant parlor
for that rare, dynamic, impermeable gnome gallonage
that has bewitched every cagey, servile, claustrophobic
pollutant since the onslaught of Edmund Agave Furlong.